Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Come back. Shots need mouths.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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