Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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