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(732): View more from New Jersey

I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf

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(847): View more from Illinois

i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.

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(207): View more from Maine

Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old

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(951): View more from California

My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.

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