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He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.

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Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.

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Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.

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Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.

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I'm moving there. Get me hired.

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Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.

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