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i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.

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(206): View more from Washington

What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?

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Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook

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(310): View more from California

When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.

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