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(212): View more from New York

I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.

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(518): View more from New York

Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?

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(647): View more from Ontario

We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.

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(416): View more from Toronto

no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after

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(913): View more from Kansas

Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."

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(631): View more from New York

Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed

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(512): View more from Texas

I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.

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