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  it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome

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  second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?

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• Change your wifi network name to "Keep it down you two".

  Submitted by aawwsshheett on Oct 8, 12 at 3:53pm

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  • Really? Based on the text I've recommend changing it to "little bit louder next time"

    Submitted by Soccerga on Oct 8, 12 at 6:08pm

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    • Do it for the lulz bro.

      Submitted by aawwsshheett on Oct 8, 12 at 7:54pm

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      • But then they won't even get the pitiful amount of "sex" they're not really getting now. Making their life even more pathetic :( lol

        Submitted by Soccerga on Oct 8, 12 at 8:34pm

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• If you close your eyes and are good enough with your hands you can almost be a part of it.

  Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 8, 12 at 4:10pm

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  • All I think about when I read "good enough with your hands" is some scene from some show where main guy asked anther guy if he lays on his arm to cause it to go numb....so he could pretend he wasn't alone. Lol

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 9, 12 at 9:08am

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    • Family guy, the episode where meg "drowns" and ends up having a crush on her doctor and he wants to date her. Peter asks if he does it, kid says yes, peter says "not anymore, because you're dating my daughter."

      Submitted by Soccerga on Oct 9, 12 at 5:19pm

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      • Get outta mah head lmao.

        Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 10, 12 at 2:55am

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        • Family Guy is one of my favorite shows, sorry bout that lol.

          Submitted by Soccerga on Oct 10, 12 at 4:45am

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• All the benefits of first hand, except it doesn't matter which hand you use.

  Submitted by nonxapplicable on Oct 8, 12 at 9:07pm

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• Get a loud girlfriend and an elliptical reflector dish.

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 8, 12 at 9:48pm

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• Or to "threesome?"

  Submitted by lry808 on Oct 8, 12 at 8:39pm

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• You sir...or ma'am need to get laid. Bad

  Submitted by highasballs on Oct 8, 12 at 5:12pm

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• The walls are so thin that not only can you HEAR the neighbors having sex, you can actually SMELL it at some points

  Submitted by StyrofoamBoots on Oct 8, 12 at 6:35pm

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  • Sex has a specific smell but if you can smell it through the walls, something is wrong. I'll take "apartment life exaggeration" for 1000 Alex.

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 9, 12 at 6:31am

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    • "Answer? It's the daily double."(since OP wasn't invited lol)

      Submitted by Soccerga on Oct 9, 12 at 7:29am

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