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(956): View more from Texas

he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team

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(716): View more from New York

I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."

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(509): View more from Washington

I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it

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(402): View more from Nebraska

They are going to name an STD after you.

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(775): View more from Nevada

He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend

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