what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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