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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.

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When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.

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He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.

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just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.

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