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just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.

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we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple

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something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.

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My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'

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It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin

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his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass

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he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage

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hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube

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my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.

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