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  I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.

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• "Is it true that if you don't use it you lose it?"\n\n"Is that a serious question?"\n\n"No, not really."

  Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Nov 28, 11 at 11:27am

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• Sometimes you just have to jump on the grenade.

  Submitted by Massive_Attack on Nov 28, 11 at 9:33am

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• How in the hell did you hook up with the virgin Mary?

  Submitted by joe_the_g on Nov 28, 11 at 10:06am

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• the lord giveth and he taketh away

  Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 28, 11 at 1:32pm

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  • Amen

    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 28, 11 at 2:28pm

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• Thou shalt count to three and throw thy holy hand grenade to decapitate his genitalia.

  Submitted by ITS_MEEEEE on Nov 30, 11 at 12:01am

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• One. Two. Five!

  Submitted by nellebelle on May 4, 13 at 11:11pm

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