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(619): View more from California

Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich

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Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this

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He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.

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