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(626): View more from California

Dignity is for republicans.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude

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(503): View more from Oregon

Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"

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(503): View more from Oregon

do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?

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(303): View more from Colorado

marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex

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(716): View more from New York

right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable

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(586): View more from Michigan

Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you

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