Texts From Last Night · Schmengy's Favorites

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(518): View more from New York

4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.

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(940): View more from Texas

Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.

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(818): View more from California

got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night

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(949): View more from California

Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?

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are you seriously doing this over text message

(949): View more from California

hahaha no, but i am dumping you.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures

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(516): View more from New York

Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.

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(347): View more from New York

in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him

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