I think the silicone is already leaking out of those fun bags and has effected your brain. Doubtful you were too smart before or you wouldn't have had breast augmentation.
Average breast implant cost is $3500. Let's assume $7 a drink averaging out mixed drinking and beer. That means you need 500 drinks to pay for your breast implants. Assume a dozen drinks a week and you have about ten months to a year to break even on your breast implants counting downtime and long weekends of sex without drinking between seasonal hook-ups that you thing is love. In the second year, the free drinks are pure profit!
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