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  There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.

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• If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down.

  Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Aug 23, 13 at 9:14am

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• I want a new duck/One that won't try to bite/One that won't chew a hole in my socks/One that won't quack all night

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 23, 13 at 7:12pm

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  • Hitchhiker references... Weird Al references... You're on a roll

    Submitted by jedi_dropout on Aug 27, 13 at 6:23pm

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• Damn auto correct... She meant Damn baby in my toilet...

  Submitted by ck24 on Aug 24, 13 at 4:56am

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• Better than crabs.

  Submitted by crross on Aug 23, 13 at 9:10pm

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• Quack… damn no duck emoji.

  Submitted by bass80hz on Aug 23, 13 at 9:13am

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