I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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