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  the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.

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  given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was

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  i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it

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• You're like the slutty version of the hamburglar.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 9:01pm

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• gotta love gators and jorts. ohhh for the love of gainesville!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:10am

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• ive never even thought to ask a customer to fuck...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:56am

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• the reason you are in your drought is because you are fat and just thinking about cheeseburgers

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:22pm

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• i live in gainesville. it is 352. aaannnddd i knew i loved these florida girls for some reason.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:54am

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• so I read this and thought, this sounds like something that would go down here in gainesville..then i read the area code...staying classy gville

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 9:53pm

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• What is with that stupid "jorts" thing that gators haters think is so weird? You only pick at it cuz there's nothing better to do with your life. GO GATORS!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:16pm

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• only in gainesville would a whore fuck for a burger

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:27pm

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• area codes aren't limited to one city fucking retards

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:34am

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• cheeseburger dan strikes again!!!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:26am

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• Have you ever been to Ogallala?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:49am

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• or a horrible love life

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 7:05pm

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• 352 can be from clarmont to Astor..i live in eustis..its 352,,as for 407 Orlando and surrounding city's..any cuties in these areas wanta hook up for some hamburger fun? hell i'll spring for taco bell...(im the biker dude with the long beard, on the green and white, dressed out cruiser..)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 6:11am

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• I'll give you more than a burger :b

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:22pm

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• ahhh good old orlando area how i love thee

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:02am

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• right clermont? orlando. hahahaha home.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:21pm

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• des-par-ate with a capital D. get some self-respect. really. for a damn HAMBURGER?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 9:33pm

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• FUCK YEAH CUM GET THIS SPECIAL SAUCE 8=======D I  SLUTS

  Submitted by R3X on Jul 8, 10 at 6:05am

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• typical gator...bet she was wearing jean shorts too...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:01am

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• what makes you think he would give you anything if the sex is bad?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 8:04pm

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• yeah since 352 is just gainseville you stuipid gator fucks

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:27pm

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• LMAO!!! This would be a 352 text!! Haha wouldn't surprise me if it was from the Eustis area!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:36am

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• What sorority are you in?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:43pm

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• I'll buy you a burger, wanna bang? :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 8:32pm

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• what bad economy does to people....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:51pm

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• I like how the Gators are so conceited they think that just cuz its 352 means it was Gainesville...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:35am

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• Definitely ACRs, not Gators

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 4:26pm

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• definitely Clermont...girls around there are hoes for sure.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:49am

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• this is good. real good! I met a guy at the drive thru last night too! But he had a wedding band on! wth!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:23pm

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• ew not classy

  Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 8, 10 at 5:55pm

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• might be apk to mount dora such dirty girls out here

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:48am

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• dude i would totally skrew him if he was hot...but if not then hope you get the burger

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 8:16pm

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• 352 is also Brooksville...look at a fucking area code map

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:55pm

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• He's probably patting himself on the back about getting free burger too.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:08am

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• hahaha i say go for it and you're not a whore. you gotta meet guys somewhere.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:41pm

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• i love how everyone thinks this must be from a certain town because girls act lke this in their town well newsflash people there are slutty gurls in every town not just where u are and not just in Florida. Florida girls are awesome but this one should've asked for an order of dignity with that burger

  Submitted by misty327 on Jun 1, 11 at 3:50am

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• 352 is half of freakin' north central Florida... and the rest is 386. Most of Alachua, Levy, Putnam, and Marion Counties are in 352... so it could be Chiefland, or Ocala, or Micanopy... well, maybe not Micanopy, unless they're by Cafe Risque...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 5:02pm

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• 352 is spring hill, not gainseville :P i live here, i would know.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:50am

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• woah there 9:33, it's not just for a hamburger. guess what? girls like sex too!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:31am

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• i'd tap her and watch the beer flow out of her

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:50am

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• gainesville's finest

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:34pm

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