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  All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..

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• GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!

  Submitted by jimmyjim14 on Apr 19, 13 at 11:30am

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• I bet that was the highest scoring soccer game ever.

  Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Apr 19, 13 at 12:41pm

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• As long as you didn't touch them with your hands.

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Apr 19, 13 at 10:37pm

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• Did he intentionally fall off the bed and look to the ref to red card you?

  Submitted by dmoney1234 on Apr 19, 13 at 3:30pm

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• So you should also know you had his balls and the contents thereof put the game in his favor for the victory by finding the back of the net repeatedly.

  Submitted by Panicsdisaster on Apr 19, 13 at 11:27am

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