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  You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.

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• It's a stoner's country song.

  Submitted by Rabbit37 on Feb 1, 13 at 3:50pm

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  • Afro Man should be the one to record it.

    Submitted by Harly9 on Feb 1, 13 at 4:04pm

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• Whatever, other than needing a new bong, that all sounds like winning to me!

  Submitted by GTipilot on Feb 2, 13 at 9:38am

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• When you don't have a car, that is deep shit.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 2, 13 at 12:44am

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• She took the dog and broke the bong? Fuck man.

  Submitted by Yeep on Feb 1, 13 at 5:47pm

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• Needs a pickup truck, your momma, and prison.

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 2, 13 at 1:18am

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• #Tru!

  Submitted by NneedOfAFriend on Mar 17, 13 at 8:47am

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