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  • What the bloody hell?!

    Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Dec 19, 12 at 5:29pm
  • Hey. I'm Ricky Bobby. When you're workin' on your mysterious lady part stuff, you should have the right tools too. That's why you should use...Maypax. The official tampon of NASCAR.

    Submitted by Ricky_Bobby on Dec 19, 12 at 11:47pm
  • exactly. fuck. by the time they realize, it's not like they'll have time to go find someone else.

    Submitted by asdf on Dec 19, 12 at 6:02pm
  • Sounds like a good reason to earn my red wings.

    Submitted by gadawgs23 on Dec 19, 12 at 5:00pm
  • Making jokes about a women's menstrual cycle is not humorous at all, PERIOD!

    Submitted by lol_wat on Dec 20, 12 at 7:31am
  • So sick of this "end of the world" crap!

    Submitted by karenina on Dec 19, 12 at 5:33pm
  • Me too. Damn it. I guess it'll be anal for the end!

    Submitted by asmcnamara on Dec 20, 12 at 2:15pm
  • me, too :-(

    Submitted by WV_kiwi on Dec 19, 12 at 9:49pm
  • Protip, on the seventh day god created showers

    Submitted by lol_wat on Dec 20, 12 at 7:32am
  • Girls on here I have a question. Do you not want to have sex when youre on your period or assume that guys dont want to sleep w/ you while youre on the rag. Because I know for myself and a bunch of my friends, we dont care. It's really not a big deal. And if it is, do it in the shower. No big deal

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Dec 21, 12 at 2:34am
    • Ya, and nothing gets a girl in the mood like calling it "on the rag"...

      Submitted by popyelle on Dec 21, 12 at 3:28pm
  • Well if the world was really ending, who would give a fuck? The world is fuckin ending, run around naked with blood running down your leg! People would have blood running from their heads, who cares!

    Submitted by MuffinW on Dec 23, 12 at 11:21pm
  • so no condom?...cool

    Submitted by kermie2000 on Dec 20, 12 at 9:31pm
  • That's terrible cos if you come back as a ghost then you'll be a pmt suffering ghost forever.

    Submitted by Mr_Mole on Dec 19, 12 at 6:21pm
  • Me too! FAHK

    Submitted by tara_c on Dec 19, 12 at 7:23pm
  • Me too unfortunately :(

    Submitted by kiwi817 on Dec 20, 12 at 12:11am
  • You are not alone in that one sadly...

    Submitted by luisa526 on Dec 19, 12 at 8:32pm
  • It's a sign

    Submitted by 4theCuse on Dec 19, 12 at 5:47pm
  • Sixty Nine

    Submitted by CessnaDriver on Dec 20, 12 at 7:27am
  • so no condoms...cool

    Submitted by kermie2000 on Dec 20, 12 at 9:33pm
  • FUCK! Me too.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Dec 20, 12 at 6:57am
  • Red dawn, WOLVERINES!!!

    Submitted by UncleReamus on Dec 20, 12 at 9:50am
  • Eightyeigt

    Submitted by eightyeigt on Dec 19, 12 at 8:11pm
  • Me, also :,(

    Submitted by novaleigh89 on Dec 20, 12 at 6:57am
  • Me too! Stupid bodies.

    Submitted by smolly on Dec 20, 12 at 4:13am
  • so no condom...cool

    Submitted by kermie2000 on Dec 20, 12 at 9:30pm
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