I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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