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  • Who doesn't love an angry doorknob

    Submitted by TheAmy_ on Jul 31, 12 at 8:12pm
  • This one started off weak but finished strong.

    Submitted by Squarewheel on Jul 31, 12 at 7:10pm
  • Really good if you want everyone to assume your boyfriend is beating you. (I hope for your sake he's not--and if he is, GTFO, *now*.) If you got those bruises from sexyfuntimes, just 'fess up. Your friends may judge but they'll be jealous. :-)

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 31, 12 at 7:05pm
  • The knob part of it is true, at least.

    Submitted by GentlemanInBlack on Jul 31, 12 at 2:00pm
  • Just use the old standard "I walked into a baseball."

    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Aug 1, 12 at 11:56am
  • What happens when a retard tries to hump a doorknob.

    Submitted by SheffboyRD on Jul 31, 12 at 6:48pm
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