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  MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.

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• This is just pathetic.

  Submitted by tlovell on Jan 13, 12 at 4:33pm

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• I remember when I was 15 too

  Submitted by nairbynairb on Jan 13, 12 at 6:32pm

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• the dog dosent count

  Submitted by wildness on Jan 13, 12 at 3:32pm

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  • Neither does your sister.

    Submitted by iiSunshine on Jan 13, 12 at 3:59pm

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    • Or your mom

      Submitted by yourmomslover2 on Jan 13, 12 at 8:33pm

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      • or your cousin

        Submitted by MeOlly on Jan 13, 12 at 10:44pm

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        • or a chicken

          Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 14, 12 at 1:25pm

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          • or your cousin's chicken

            Submitted by skeezer on Jan 15, 12 at 1:38am

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  • or the mailman. all while you smoke crack.

    Submitted by polacke on Jan 14, 12 at 2:06am

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• Or grandma

  Submitted by FunEbone on Jan 13, 12 at 11:14pm

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• This is Fez from that 70s show but modern day.

  Submitted by janned on Jan 14, 12 at 10:33am

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• No one cares about your Fleshlight.

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 14, 12 at 4:15am

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• why should people thank you for ending a drought?

  Submitted by DP24 on Jan 14, 12 at 12:23pm

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• I don't know what is so special about mass text but apparently he had to say it twice

  Submitted by protectoroftext on Jan 17, 12 at 12:00pm

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