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(480): View more from Arizona

She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.

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(210): View more from Texas

I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.

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(478): View more from Georgia

We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.

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(905): View more from Ontario

today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag

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