My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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