Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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