fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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