After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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