Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
There are leaves in my underwear?
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