I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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