either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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