I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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