So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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