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  The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon

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• Nor do they expect you to be naked and covered in goats blood. That one really freaks out the mormons too...

  Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 25, 10 at 5:38pm

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• Door to door salesman still exist? Who the fuck buys something from a stranger at the door?

  Submitted by charlie_murphy on Sep 25, 10 at 7:47pm

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• Oh but it makes the sale easier when you are.

  Submitted by 5UPTOWN5 on Sep 25, 10 at 4:21pm

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• Makes the sale easier and more likely to put out too.

  Submitted by Michguy on Sep 25, 10 at 5:32pm

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• Also doesn't expect you to be naked with a boner.

  Submitted by 5UPTOWN5 on Sep 25, 10 at 11:17pm

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• Ha ha no, no they don't.

  Submitted by waterdrops on Sep 25, 10 at 6:28pm

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• Nor does he expect you to be high...

  Submitted by lonniemcgrover on Sep 25, 10 at 10:59pm

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• Last sales guy at the door I answered drunk. I guessed the name of his girl right, said she was inside and I was fucking her. Closed the door. He pounded on it and screamed. I called the cops. They showed and I think he lost his job. Epic day!

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 25, 10 at 7:22pm

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  • ... wow douche bag

    Submitted by XanonymousX on Sep 26, 10 at 6:02am

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• And after your sober explain it you get really drunk and say "what now bitch"

  Submitted by prometheus on Sep 26, 10 at 2:34am

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