theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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