This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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