I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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