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  • Necessary blood flow has been diverted to alternate areas of the body, the mind does not have enough oxygen to properly operate.\nSounds fine to me!

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 8, 11 at 2:50pm
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  • it happens..try working a spoiled rich chicks party and having her friends want to "feel your gun" but you can't drink or flirt or do anything but stand guard...ugh then the ride back to the hotel she's trying to mount you with her tits out...

    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 8, 11 at 5:14pm
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    • I know exactly what yer talkin bout, brother...all too well.

      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 8, 11 at 6:13pm
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      • oh you poor bastard...you too know the sting of forbidden career ending poon tempting you for hours...

        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 8, 11 at 9:25pm
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    • Every girl at some point wants what she can't have. She saw you as a challenge to "break you"; winding you up to see if you'll snap!

      Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 8, 11 at 10:04pm
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      • my paycheck is more important then sex...its like a doctor doin breast checks or pelvics...you just kinda shut off for a while...then later your vin dingle in the fap and the furious..."the busta nut kept me outta handcuffs "

        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 8, 11 at 10:15pm
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        • ROFLMMFAO

          Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 8, 11 at 10:29pm
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        • I know the feeling, but my clients aren't jail bait; they're rich dirty old men and so NOT worth loosing my career for.

          Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 8, 11 at 11:15pm
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          • ya say dirty old man like it's a bad thing.

            Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 9, 11 at 10:53am
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            • Millionaires in there 70s are not my thing. My name is not Anna Nicole, I don't have daddy issues, and I have a career without needing a man to "take care of me". So yeah, it's a bad thing because those guys don't like to take "No" for an answer and I can't tell them to fuck off.

              Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 9, 11 at 11:37am
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              • There are eloquent and confusing ways to word every rejection :)

                Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 9, 11 at 12:34pm
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    • 1. Why are you 'standing guard' at a party?\n2. What does this have to do with a student trying to get out of an exam?

      Submitted by mad2physicist on Dec 9, 11 at 8:05pm
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      • IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH MY PENIS AND YOUR INABILITY TO FOLLOW ALONG!!

        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 10, 11 at 6:54pm
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  • For Spring semesters, yes.

    Submitted by kin_in_in on Dec 8, 11 at 4:00pm
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  • Only if you have a vagina

    Submitted by cireretals on Dec 9, 11 at 6:50am
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  • i know how u feel. i hate when im taking an exam and i get wet and my panties are soaked and all i can do is sit there.

    Submitted by preppygirl on Dec 8, 11 at 10:57pm
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  • Montreal, ooh yeah!

    Submitted by lunesouslesoleil on Dec 10, 11 at 2:19pm
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  • Yeah preppygirl. Definite man

    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Dec 9, 11 at 6:19am
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    • So is Luvvyboo or at least she used to be based on the pictures she sent.

      Submitted by gostrong on Dec 11, 11 at 4:30am
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  • Nunu, theres gotta be a point when you say fuck it, in more ways than one. Id risk my job to bang some hot rich chick if i was in your position.

    Submitted by skoot32 on Dec 8, 11 at 6:09pm
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    • you don't fuck up this kinda job over point...unless you dream of working some Walmart parking lot for 10 bucks a hour

      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 8, 11 at 7:34pm
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  • I've actually used that excuse. HA!

    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 8, 11 at 9:03pm
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  • As a professor, this is one of the few excuses that I'd be tempted to allow.

    Submitted by mad2physicist on Dec 9, 11 at 8:01pm
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    • I should clarify that I mean allowing them to postpone the exam, not allowing them to get me to fuck them.

      Submitted by mad2physicist on Dec 9, 11 at 8:07pm
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  • I used to get that when I was a bouncer.. only it wasn't a career I wanted to keep. but they stop trying, when you stop denying. just an fyi

    Submitted by SpartanSaint on Dec 9, 11 at 6:25pm
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  • There are girls that intentionally flirt and fuck at moments like that just fuck up your life. Better ones out there to fuck.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 8, 11 at 7:52pm
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  • I recomend you show your teacher....i did.

    Submitted by PHD1026 on Dec 8, 11 at 11:13pm
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