I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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