No awkward lesbian experiences without me
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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