Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
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Definitions of smelt:\nto melt (ore) in order to separate the metal OR to refine (metal) by smelting\n\nI was not aware vaginas were capable of either
in his defense the stench probably could have smelt gold
..and he didn't even say that it was a good smelter. Poor smelting is usually a turnoff
Was her name heather?
Hahaha good move, sir
You deserved that for boning my Ex.
Good excuse!
You should have just flipped her over and when in the back door.
her name must of been angie landrum:)
Ewwwwwwwwwwww\nThat's awful.
Been there done that!
I should have warned you about Harley
That's what happens when you get 2$ hookers
ewwww
That's horrible! Shame on her..... A woman should know better. Wash that shit regularly!
Why were you so nice? Tell her like it is!!!!
Sicc\nDnt look back
Unfortunately I know the feeling. Only difference is, I'm enough of an asshole that I just told her that her pussy stinks and get the fuck out. I mean, you don't want to fuck her so why be nice?
Tardiff?
Ouch..sorry dude. That is horrible.
Nice...
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