Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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