oh good...another "I love city name" text. who knew texting was so formulaic? apparently people only send texts about loving cities, man cards, twilight, and pubic hair these days...
___________ is doing ________. I love __________(enter random city here)
can't people at least find a new formula if they are going to write fake texts?
I-95 in Philly and I-295 in South Jersey had the mad wacker. Guy driving a yellow Neon who would pull next to woman in SUV's and wack it. Driving a yellow Neon is reason enough to resort to wacking it. Local radio DJ's would report sightings after their traffic girl had it happen to her.
one legged man on hover-round, going wrong way on feeder with bags full of cans and an American flag.
I guess man jerking off while reading a magazine is more believable
10:09 is a fake reply. No one would capitalize "Fake" like that if it was the only word. Not without ending the sentence in a proper period like a grammar geek.
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