Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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