awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
smell my finger.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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