Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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