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  Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper

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• Like from Role Models....."Don't worry, I'm VERY pro choice"

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 6:28pm

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• ha! perfect, def keep him.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 3:18pm

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• Best one yet. I love her...

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 9:21pm

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• hahahah that's fucking hilarious!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 3:11pm

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• lmao...been in that situation

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:19am

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• I miss Chicago. And might well have known you when I was there.

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 2:16pm

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• yeah we probably had a one nighter

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 12:48am

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• Him? Damn I'd keep you too.

  Submitted by EatmeTwice on Dec 30, 11 at 2:41pm

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• Rule 633: you go nowhere in life without standards...

  Submitted by TheNewRule on Apr 2, 11 at 10:53am

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