Do you still have your period?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
It's shark week go big or go home
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